Four‐year‐old girl: Look at my new purse.
Six‐year‐old boy: Yeah, so?
Four‐year‐old girl: It’s Prada.
Six‐year‐old boy: I don’t think that’s a Prada purse.
Four‐year‐old girl: But it’s pink…
Six‐year‐old boy: Yeah, but I don’t think that makes it Prada.
Four‐year‐old girl (very sadly): Oh.
–Henry St & Pierrepont St, Brooklyn Heights
