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Firm Wednesday One-liners

B&T girl: These bra inserts I’m wearing are hard as rocks!

–Tao Asian Bistro, Midtown

Woman: Well, I trusted you before you put your dick in her.

–Tabla Bread Bar, Flatiron District

  • Posted on August 27, 2023
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