Guy on cell: I swear, I told you beforehand. I told you I was married.
–Penn Station
Overheard by: Nicole and Caitlin
Five-year-old: Daddy, how come you ask all those women if they’re married?
–14th & 6th
Overheard by: Caroline McGraw
Woman: I cannot wait ’til the wedding is over so I can go off this fucking diet!
–51st & 6th
Overheard by: jpnyc
Female suit: It’s a funeral, not a wedding, you baboon. Bring your own sandwich.
–59th & 10th
Overheard by: marie
