Frankly, We're Surprised Disney World Hasn't Turned Them Into a Ride.

Little kid: You never take me anywhere!
Mom: How can you say that to me? We went to the Prospect Park Zoo last weekend. You've been to Disney World!
Little kid: You never took me to the Twin Towers.
Mom: 9/11 happened two weeks before you were born.
Little kid: See!

–Park Slope, Brooklyn