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Further Evidence That Astrology Is Bullshit

Birthday girl: It's my birthday today!
Sales rep: Oh yeah? It's my brother-in-law's birthday today, too.
Birthday girl: Well, he must be totally awesome!
Sales rep: Yeah, he's in rehab for drugs.

–26th & Madison

  • Posted on January 31, 2009
  • 9 to 5-ers, Birthdays, Drugs, Family Ties, Girls, Murray Hill and Gramercy
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