Further Evidence That Men Will Say Anything to Get Laid

Woman to boyfriend: You’re so right, that man’s a liar and a thief! How fucking dare he!
Boyfriend: How dare he, indeed! Now lemme tell ya: if he do it again, shit, I don’t even fuckin’ care! I’ll cut his fuckin’ kidneys out! In full view of da NYPD – I don’t give a shit. In fact, I want them to see me and convict me!

–L Train

Overheard by: Stephen