Goats Will Eat Anything

Visitor lady #1: What was the name of your vibrator? Was it Pedro or Paco?
Visitor lady #2: No, it was my first one: Sergei.
Visitor lady #1: What? Why did I say Pedro? Where did that come from?
Patient guy: …My first goat’s name was Pedro.

–Mount Sinai Rehabilitation Center, Gustave Levy Place

Overheard by: Lindroid