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Happy Cramping!

A little boy is eating a chocolate Easter bunny.

Mom: Don’t eat too much of that. You’ll get diarrhea.
Little boy: But I like diarrhea.

–4 train

Overheard by: Patrick Di Justo

  • Posted on April 22, 2006
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