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He Ate the Rest of His Litter

Guy #1: That’s a cute dog.
Guy #2: Thanks, she’s my daughter.
Guy #1: …How is that possible?
Guy #2: Yeah, that’s right: I gave birth to her, she came out of my vagina.

–98th & 5th

  • Posted on September 28, 2025
  • Crazies, Family Ties, Man's Best Friend, Pregnancy & Birth Control, Upper East Side, Vagina
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