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He Just Got Tardserved

A group of retards are being watched by two caretakers.

Hetard: You’re stupid.
Shetard: Shut up. You have halitosis of the eye. Every time you blink, you stink!

–Battery Park

Overheard by: Josh Rav

  • Posted on July 19, 2015
  • Disabilities, Health and Hygiene, Insults, Lower Manhattan, Parks, Retards & Handicaps
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