He Rarely Wears a Turban, Babe

Scene girl: Can I call the cab this time?
Stoner boyfriend: No.
Scene girl: Why not?
Stoner boyfriend: Because every time you do, you get in and scream “is this Cash Cab?!” Bitch, you're never gonna meet Ben Bailey.

–Chelsea

Overheard by: HerDreamsWereCrushed