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How Do You Think I Got Into Vassar?
Guy to friend: Go suck a dick!
Friend: I already did!
–91
st
& Columbus
Posted on
June 27, 2020
BJs
,
Friends
,
Guys
,
Insults
,
Penis
,
Upper West Side & Lincoln Center
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