How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Eugenics

Bimbo #1: I just want to move to another state, you know?
Bimbo #2: Yeah, like further south?
Bimbo #1: No, probably Australia.
Bimbo #2: Oh my God, me too! My cousin owns this train station, we could totally go!
Bimbo #1: Nah. I have a date tonight.

Headline by: johnny pissoff


· "All Aboard the Pangea Express" - Stitches

· "And Australia's like, "WTF mate?"" - one L

· "Ashley crushes yet another of Jessica's plans." - Heidi

· "Besides, i dont speak german..." - senny

· "Crikey! Thank God the Stingrays Got Me Before They Arrived." - Katie

· "Going Down, But Not Under" - sigh

· "It's good to see Condy getting out more" - mp

· "Wait, You Have a Date? That Doesn't Even Make Sense." - 08kjl

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