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Hygienic Wednesday One-Liners

A homeless guy is sleeping

Other dude: You smell like you want to be alone.

–A train

  • Posted on September 26, 2022
  • All Wednesday One-Liners, Health and Hygiene, Homeless, On the Subway, One-liners, Scents of the City
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