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I Eat Cannibals

An old lady is crossing the street with a small dachshund. As they approach Gray’s Papaya, the woman looks down and asks: Jimmy, did you say you wanted a hot dog?

–72nd & Broadway

Overheard by: Jonathan

  • Posted on July 17, 2014
  • Animals & Nature, Crazies, Food, Hot dog stands, Man's Best Friend, Old People, Psychic, Upper West Side & Lincoln Center
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