I Heard If You Drink Like Ten Slim-Fasts You Disappear

20-something JAP #1: I've been walking a lot lately. Can you, like, lose calories from walking?
20-something JAP #2 (drinking bottle of Fiji water): Um, I dunno. That's a good question. But, like, water is negative calories.

–63rd & 1st

Overheard by: RRJr.