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I Just Play One on The Hills

Girl #1: That's a cute dress. Are you going to wear it with leggings.
Girl #2: I don't own leggings.
Girl #1: Why not?
Girl #2: Because I'm not an asshole.

–Penn Station

  • Posted on January 27, 2009
  • Beauty, Clothing, Girls, Insults, Penn Station, Questions
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