I Was Like, ‘Pass the Joint Custody, Yo.’

Hispanic/black mom: Do you believe that shit? I was like, “You have got to be messin.’ ”
7‑year‐old daughter: Ya, I hope you told him.
Mom: Ya, I gave yo’ daddy some shit. He ain’t gonna come round no mo’. 

–Water & Fulton

Overheard by: Fabiani