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I Will Be Your Ashtray/ I Will Be Your Bidet

Drunk woman to boyfriend, coming out of a restaurant: Can I sit on your face and smoke?
Man: Sure, honey!

–Hell's Kitchen

Overheard by: Kenny

  • Posted on March 6, 2021
  • Body Parts, Boyfriends, Drunks, Kink, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Offers and requests, Smoking, Weirdness
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