I'd Totally Punch Him If My Triceps Weren't Sore from All the Gold-Digging

Mom with stroller: It's not the strippers I'm mad about, it's the 1,200 dollars.
Friend: Totally.
Mom with stroller: He could have bought me the diamond earrings I've been wanting with that.
Friend: Oh, the little diamond studs you keep talking about? I love those.

–7th Ave & Bleecker

Overheard by: John E