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If Gossip Girl Were Written by Real New Yorkers…

Boyfriend: I wouldn't marry you. I would pay for half and give you a ride to the clinic.
Girlfriend: Baby, that's beer money. Just push me down the stairs and we'll go out.
Boyfriend: I love you.

–84th & 1st

  • Posted on June 18, 2009
  • Boyfriends, Drinking & Drunk People, Girlfriends, Love, Marriage, Money & Class, Upper East Side, Weirdness
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