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If Ned Flanders Were a Black Hobo

Conductor: This is a Queens-bound f express train. So if you don't need express, you better get the hell up off mah train! Stand clear of the closing doors.
Black hobo: Heidi ho, let's go!

–F Train

  • Posted on April 11, 2009
  • Black People, Conductors, Directions, Hobos, On the Subway, Public Transportation, TV
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