If You Still Say “My Good Man,” You Deserve to Be Fucked With

Tourist, tapping man on shoulder: Excuse me sir, would you mind pointing me to the Empire State Building, please?
Man, pointing at the sky: See that building? The shiny big one, with all the pretty lights? Walk straight towards it.
Tourist: Thank you, my good man!

–Downing St & 6th Ave

Overheard by: Emma