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It Also Says You Owe Me Five Dollars

Young child: Can I have some candy?
Older brother: No, I'm not supposed to share. See (points to writing on label) it says do not share.

–Pathmark, Queens

  • Posted on August 22, 2008
  • Boys, Brothers, Default, Kids, Lies, Offers and requests, Queens
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