It Didn't Tip You Off That My “Sores” Smelled Suspiciously Like Pepperoni?

Guy: Nathan's the only one that's never lied to me.
Ditzy girl: Oh, yeah? What about me? I've never lied to you!
Guy: You did lie to me. That one time you told me you had Aids/cancer. I looked that up. It doesn't exist!

–Bobst Library, NYU

Overheard by: Krys