It's a Long Story, but You've Got Time Too Hear It

Guy in red community service jumpsuit: You know how they caught me for that? I went back to look at the fire. They said 85% of the people go back to watch.
Girl in same jumpsuit: That makes sense. Cuz I did that before too, but I didn't get caught for it.

–Mott & Bleecker

Overheard by: Bookgirl