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It's Like My Parents' Custody Battle All Over Again

Hipster, walking to registers with an armload of toothpaste: Who wants me?
Cashiers: (stare blankly, not moving)
Hipster: What, no one wants me? Ah, damn. That's sad.

–Duane Reade

  • Posted on March 21, 2021
  • Cashiers, Duane Reade, Health and Hygiene, Hipsters, Questions, Stupidity, Wishes & desires
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