I’ve Been Looking for a New Way to Get Exercise…

Girl #1: I think I’m going to become Catholic.
Girl #2: Why?
Girl #1: Because they have cool shit like saints and confession. And really short services.
Girl #2: Yeah, mass will be really short when they chase you out with torches and pitchforks, because you’re a huge fucking dyke.
Girl #1: Fuck you.

–Grand Central