Professor: Well, we’re all fucking crazy lunatic motherfuckers anyway, so why the fuck does it matter?
–NYU
Overheard by: observer
Angry black woman on cell: Yo, man, it’s like that old saying, ‘Don’t fuck with your employees, you motherfucker.’
–23rd & Broadway
Overheard by: Damn Straight
Mom to infant waving bottle around: What the fuck? Are you fucking out of your mind?!
–Manhattan-bound Q train
Drunk next to wife: Hey! Where did those girls that I fucked go? Hey! I fucked you girls! What the fuck?
–LIRR
Conductor: Union Square, motherfuckers!
–Astoria-bound N train
Overheard by: Caroline & Skid
Angry Russian thug on cell: You want fuck? I give you fuck! I stab my cock into your heart!
–Houston & 2nd
