Dude to another: … And he said he found a recipe for turning human beings into mutton.
–Coney Island
Overheard by: Psychlone
Kid: Boogers taste like paste!
–Park Slope
Overheard by: paste eater
Chick: So I didn’t know what it was… And then I put it in my mouth…
–Benny’s Burritos
Man: I’ve never eaten a fetus that big…
–8th Ave, near 14th St
Professor: I mean, I was looking into Christianity, but then I was driven to cannibalism…
–Eugene Lang College
Jock: Man, the things I would eat out of her ass…!
–Union Square
