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Junkies All Ride Unicycles, You Know

Hipster girl staring at bike locked to sign: Why would anyone steal just the front wheel of a bike?
Hipster guy: To buy heroin.

–Grand & Driggs

Overheard by: Adam

  • Posted on January 30, 2015
  • Girls, Guys, Heroin, Hipsters, Questions, Thievery, Williamsburg
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