Kosher Cheetos Now!

[several jews are chanting and marching in times square, waving yellow flags.]Guy #1: What are they protesting?
Guy #2: I don’t know. It’s in hebrew.

–Times Square

Headline by: Q6

Runners-Up:
· “At Least They’re Supporting the Troops” – Eli
· “They’re Saying, “Can You Believe the Yellow Ones Were 50% Off?”” – seven5suited

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