Lap Dancing’s Gotta Be More Fun Than Lap Running

White girl: Ohmigod, I totally want to take stripping lessons! But, I’m not, like, a slut or anything.
Black girl: Wait, wait. You’re not a slut but you want to be a stripper?
White girl: What? I bet it’s really good exercise!

–Bard High School, Queens

Overheard by: Sunny