Guy on cell: She is worse than blow, man…I can never have sex with anyone else ever again now that I’ve had a taste of paradise.
–Starbucks, 43rd & 3rd
Chick on cell: So how come you never told me about this other girl you are dating? She’s from work? You have to tell me these things! You can’t just keep this shit from me…wait, so you just fucked her and now it’s over? That’s how it is? Why are you telling me this? You can’t just tell me this!
–Duane Reade, 96th & Broadway
Overheard by: Douglas Dukeman
Chick on cell: I swear to you, Matt was an animal in bed last night, but Kelly was much better.
–72nd & Broadway
Overheard by: Sophia
