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Looks Like Kirsten Dunst and Jake Gyllenhaal Are Back on Again

Girl: Am I ugly?
Boy: Animal-human hybrids should be slaughtered.
Girl: What?
Boy: Nothing, sweetie.
Girl: Oh. For a second I thought you were being mean or something.

–Roxy cafe, John St

  • Posted on August 21, 2006
  • Beauty, Boyfriends, Girlfriends, Insults, Restaurants & Cafes, Stupidity, Vampires, Ghouls, and Ghosts, oh my!
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