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Many Birds Have Difficulty Adjusting to City Life

Conductor: Please stand clear of the closing doors. (doors stay open) Pull yourself inside the door and let it close! (still open) Pull your pecker in! (doors close)

–Downtown 2 Train

Overheard by: drew

  • Posted on November 23, 2008
  • Birds, Conductors, On the Subway, Penis, Public Transportation
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