Meanwhile, She Lost 20 Lbs When That Leg Was Amputated. Lucky Bitch

Blonde #1: … So, he was like, sitting there, and she needed to take a tinkle, so, you know… She opened the door and a truck just smashed into her, and the car… Like, totally.
Blonde #2: Oh my god. I hope he had insurance.
Blonde #1: Yeah, me too.

–Union Square