Twelve‐year‐old nerd: Yeah, man, you know what I’m a do this weekend?
Friend: What, homo?
Twelve‐year‐old nerd: I’m a get drunk, cause I can.
Friend: Then what?
Twelve‐year‐old nerd: Then I’m a get hot chicks to show me their boobs on MySpace.
–N Train
Overheard by: amii.
