Multitasking, the Next Level

Guy in line to pay, on cell: Hi. I’m calling to say I want a divorce. I keep calling and calling, and leaving messages, and sending you texts, but you never get back to me. So I guess this is it. I’m going to have papers drawn up unless you call me back. Okay, bye.

–J&R Computer Store, Park Row

Overheard by: Just trying to buy a PSP case