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New Jersey, Maybe

Drunk suit #1: My dick is so big my girlfriend sucks it everyday.
Drunk suit #2: Your girlfriend lives in Canada! Your dick isn't that big.

–Daisy's Diner, Park Slope

Overheard by: peej

  • Posted on November 14, 2008
  • BJs, Drunks, Lies, Park Slope, Penis, Restaurants & Cafes, Suits
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