I Blame Your Mother for Playing Neil Diamond

Susie: (singing)
Father: How old are you, Susie?
Susie: Nine.
Father: No…
Susie: Okay, I'm six.
Father: Do you want to live to be seven?
Susie: Mhmm…
Father: Then shut up.

–Post Office, 112th b/w Broadway & Amersterdam

Overheard by: Kristina