NewsFlash: New Yorker Has Car. Film at 11.

Bro #1: Hey man, you alright?
Bro #2: (vomits in corner)
Bro #1: You good to drive?
Bro #2, slurring: Yeah…
Bro #1: You got some shit on your chin! (makes wiping motion)

–East Village

Overheard by: arf