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No Alien Abductions for Me, Thank You

Eight-year old #1: Did you know that when you turn 40 they stick gel up your butt?
Eight-year old #2: No way! Gross!

–R Train

  • Posted on March 26, 2018
  • Age/Aging, Ass, Boys, Kids, On the Subway, Weirdness
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