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Nobody Puts Baby in the Toilet!

Chick #1: Did I ever tell you about my friend's mom who had a baby in the toilet?
(awkward pause)
Chick #2: Now you're gonna tell it?

–Pomme Frite Restaurant

  • Posted on December 10, 2015
  • Babies, Default, Girls, Questions, Restaurants & Cafes, Union Square and East Village, Weirdness
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