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Not with My Toenails like This

Suit #1: Do you lose toenails periodically?
Suit #2: Seriously, I won’t bone your sister.

–Midtown

  • Posted on May 25, 2015
  • Body Parts, Family Ties, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Sex, Suits
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