Nothing's Better for the Inside Of a Girl Than the Outside Of a Zucchini

Guy: Did you know there is veggie porn?
Girlfriend: No, I didn't.
Guy: I'll send you the link.
Girlfriend: Not interested, but you can look all you want.
Guy: Not for me… I'm not a vegetarian, although I'm eating vegetarian.

–14th St & 8th Ave

Overheard by: AsianLatino