Now I Shit in a Bag — Totally Worth It

20-ish music enthusiast #1: Man, their last concert was so great — I got hospitalized right after.
20-ish music enthusiast #2: Seriously?!
20-ish music enthusiast #1: Yeah, man. I guess I suffered some abdominal tearing…

–Metro-North

Overheard by: gotta start driving to work again…