Of Course, He Drives Their Van.

Middle aged dude #1: My son has a black roommate, by choice. French black, but black just the same.
Middle aged dude #2: (silence)
Middle aged dude #1: He says the Asians are the funniest. He's in a band with some Chinese guys.

–Starbucks, Union Square

Overheard by: Tall Skim Latte