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Of Course You’ll Have to Put Bill in a Dress First
Guy #1: So I just say “hi, this is my wife”?
Guy #2: Yeah, that is all you have to say.
–Central Park
Posted on
December 31, 2020
Central Park
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Comebacks
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Guys
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Marriage
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Weirdness
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