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Oh, a Bonobo?

Girl: If you were an animal, what would you be?
Boy: Fabulous?

–Balducci’s

Overheard by: That’s not an animal

  • Posted on November 26, 2021
  • Animals & Nature, Delis, Queer guys, Questions, Words
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